30 Weird Products and Fake Brands That Could Be a Hard Sell

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Nov 25, 2023 4:00 PM EST

The world of retail is a wild place. It's in a constant state of second guessing what the mighty consumer might want to spend their hard-earned money on next, and it can take some rather large leaps of faith when it does that. 

It's no wonder that the genre of meme-worthy fake products is a popular one, because in some instances truth is stranger than fiction. Still, even the alternate universe of strange discontinued lines can't compete with what some twisted people on the internet can come up with. 

While many of the examples below are strictly not for sale, they would certainly be bought for their novelty value if they were. That, or they'd be the center of some TikTok or YouTube trend where you try to eat them without grimacing. It's probably best not to dwell on what goes through the heads of those who came up with these things.

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    HEINZ EST 1869 EST ΤΟΜΑΤΟ KETCHUP CLEAR 57 VARIETIES GROWN NOT
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    News KitKat 2E CHO IDEE CATER AGOTO UPPEN Mayonnasse 20 (718a chumv) 3 RY
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    Fisher Price Ocean 12345 00010 Fisher-Price OceanGate Submarine Costume AGES: 3+ Includes: Game Controller Sailor Hat Death
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    @inspiringdesignsnet Toilet swing $75. Sold Save
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    Total Toe ONE TOE SYSTEM Turn those piggies into one solid hog Just add human hair and toe fusing gel One nail convenience Before After Total Toe ALTESTED Toe fusing gel
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    MAVIN DECE th DEV Pumpkin Spice CAID
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    Cheezburger Image 9840329728
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    115 gently used shaboingboings $10
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    Marlboro SPAGHETTO Brand collabs are getting out of hand Fake Handshake PASTA IN TOMATO AND CHEESE SAUCE (448) Smoky Flavor! NETW 15.802
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    Buitstutt.com Corn dog holders $20 Savo
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    ANNAH ONTANA M Babe are you ok? You've barely touched your Hannah Montana cigarettes 美 ANNAH ONTANA MONT
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    ତ LEG
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    FLESHLIGHTGO
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    obvious plant NET WT. 6.3 OZ (179g) FLOOR SANDWICH We dropped this one on the floor while making it HALF PRICE! SMOKED WHITE TURKEY AND CHEESE (still okay, probably) VERY TLL DIRT! KEEP REFRIGERATED OR FROZEN
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    Vermont's Finest BEN&JERRY'S CUSTARDY BATTLE Custard Ice Cream with Salty Caramel Swirls ECH & RE
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    Cheezburger Image 9840332032
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    pebis benis pebsi conke pepe end CRYSTAL PEBIS diet RITE KURGER BING
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    OLD BAY SEASONING Fo Seafood, 15x Pou Salads, eats KitKat 160 CALORIES PE 3 FINGERS HESSLERSTU KING SIZE NET WT 302 (85 g)
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    mike's hard mayonnaise COLD. HARD. REFRESHING. Boat
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    treyarch TONY HAWK'S PRO FORKLIFT CERTIFIED ACTIVISION NEVERSCH
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    Fun for all ages! MY FIRST VASECTOMY KIT & CONTENTS: One (1) set of ball snipr 100% effective probably. andages. DEATH BY TRYS
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    Pubik's Cube
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    Barbys
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    U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE Tith Der DEWDOGS Xx SY perplett www.Erma DOLUFFTO CODE RED UNCURED BEEF FRANKS WITH A RUSH OF MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED FULLY COOKED NOT PRESERVED KEEP REFRIGERATED BELOW 40 AT ALL TIMES CONTAINS NO ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES OR FLAVORS EXCEPT THOSE NATURALLY OCCURRING IN MOUNTAIN DEW 120 3, SAT FAT CALORIES 15% DV 450 20 SODIUM 19% DV SUGARS @justin.things
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    THE A HAND CRAFTED BEEF JERKY BATH JERKY DRY BEEF FOR WET BATHS ORIGINAL FLAVOR NATURAL SHOKE FLAVOR NET WT. 2.2 oz (62.4 G) U.S. NSPECTER AND PASSED BY DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
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    MOUNTAIN DEW Fake Handshake Aith ben 2 CODE! REDI with a rush of cherry flavor DIABETES JUICE SMELL VI C
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    Shooooood 00000e V
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    Jay's Orange Juice & Toothpaste Jays Couch Lay's Onion and Banana Juice Lay's Haggis & Watermelon Jay's diet mountain dew Lay's Pepperoni Dogfart
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    BEYOND 35% OSSIBLE NO BEYOND OGRE NEW BEYOND SMURF SMURF-BASED SMURF 35% SMURFED SMURF THAN 80/SMURF SMURFED SMURF SEE SMURF INFORMATION FOR SMURF AND SMURFED SMURF CONTENT 20g NET WT 16 OZ (1 LB) 454g OF SMURF PER SMURF NO PERISHABLE: KEEP REFRIGERATED IF PURCHASED REFRIGERATED, BEST BEFO RETAILER: APPLY REFRIGERATED "BEST BEFOR ejustin.things SMURF 1 SMURF SMURF 6/9 GMO Project IFIED project.org
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